Good News and Deep Thoughts

Jack had his follow up appointment today (surgery follow up) and all is good!  The doctor said it was a success and all should be good :-)

Ainsley's vocabulary has been increasing at a rapid rate lately and some of the things she is saying cracks us up so I wanted to share a few of them...

While reading a farm animal book we see a cow with a large udder.
Ainsley: "Mommy, why is there a pig in that cow's stomach?"
Mommy: "That is the cow's tummy, not a pig"
Ainsley: "Why does it look like a pig?"
Mommy: "Well, the cow has a lot of milk in her tummy and it makes it big, and since it is pink it looks like a pig"
Ainsley: "Oh, it has a full tummy of milk so the milk is coming out of it's butt!"

While Ainsley is pooping.
Ainsley: "Mommy, the poop is looking at me"
Mommy: "Poop can't see you, it doesn't have eyes"
Ainsley: "The poop can see me with its nose!"
Mommy: "Poop doesn't have a nose either"
Ainsley: "My poop has arms"
Mommy: "Okay"

While looking over a railing and telling Matt she didn't want to fall over and die.
Ainsley: "I don't want to die"
Matt (surprised to hear her use the word die for the first time): "Do you know what happens when you die?"
Ainsley: "Yes, bugs eat you"

My personal favorite... :-)
Ainsley: "Mommy, I like you"